Jun 24, 2017

I remember why I like Chicken Lady from The Kids in the Hall, and my 4 year old cooks with knives. 

Jun 16, 2017

This one time my Dad killed my pet, and sometimes swearing feels so right. 

Jun 10, 2017

A crimper and a Playgirl, what more do you need? And I'm not strong enough to home school.